October
When my ex and I were dating, we had alot of embarrassing moments in t
Published Friday, 9th Oct 11:25 BST
When my ex and I were dating, we had alot of embarrassing moments in the bedroom. One was the time when I farted just as he was caressing my bum. It hit him full in the face, and consisted of the delightful aroma of poo. Needless to say he was disgusted andalthough I was mortified beyond belief, I managed to get my brain in order enough to wonder if our dating days were over.Luckily they didn't seem to be, but something else came along very quickly to put this to the test. One time when we were having sex, something was stopping him going in very far. It was hurting me alot, and we decided to stop. As he pulled out, a small string came out with him. I couldn't see it, but my boyfriend being ever curious, pulled it. Out it came, followed by a manky told tampon that should have been taken out days ago! The smell of the blood on the thing was even worse than the offending fart, and he nearly retched because of it. I was even more mortified when I realised what he was retching about. Although I was mortified beyond belief, I managed to get my brain in order enough to wonder if our dating days were over again. At first I didn't think they were, as we didn't officially split up,but over the next few weeks I noticed that he seemed to be avoiding me. We met up far less than we used to, and when I wanted to meet up he always seemed to have an emergency meeting at work. How many emergency meetings can a shop worker in tesco really need to go too?! After this had gone on for a few weeks, I took the hint and stopped asking to meet up. This was nearly a year ago, and since then we still haven't officially split up, but we also haven't made contact with each other in about 8 months. Yesterday though, it all changed. I was out in town on my own waiting for my friend to meet me by the station when my boyfriend/ex/whatever he was at this point walked past. He was with another girl. I cleared my throat and stepped in front of them so he would see me. What happened next confirmed my worst fear. "Hello" he said coolly "This is Demi. We are engaged. She is very lady like and never farts. She is however very good at personal hygiene and never leaves a tampon in over its time limit, unlike you." The girl smirked at me, and although I was mortified beyond belief, I managed to get my brain in order enough to wonder if our dating days were over. This time, I think it's safe to say - they were.
My childhood relationships are more on friendships. While in my teens,
Published Thursday, 8th Oct 16:53 BST
My childhood relationships are more on friendships. While in my teens, I consider my relationships precious, although it is not that serious. Companionship is given more value than the romantic level at that time. When I reached 18 years old, I am no longer a minor, and that qualifies me to go into an adult dating. Am sure it is more exciting than those less serious dates I had experienced.
Sally was on the Internet one day when she stumbled across a web site
Published Wednesday, 7th Oct 10:48 BST
Sally was on the Internet one day when she stumbled across a web site that was all about adult dating. She was only five at the time, and had no idea what the site was for. Still, she saved itaway in a secret little box on the computer that was full of things that she thought would come in useful at some time or the other.
The need of gorgeous touchThe word London dating itself would give us
Published Wednesday, 7th Oct 00:30 BST
The need of gorgeous touch
Sandy stood quite still, with butterflies in her stomach, as she read
Published Wednesday, 7th Oct 00:27 BST
Sandy stood quite still, with butterflies in her stomach, as she read the sign again. "Tonight - Speed Dating! Ladies come and meet someone new for FREE!" Sandy had never tried speed dating before and, in fact, she didn't really understand how she was going to meet someone here but her friends and family were encouraging her to give it a try.
Last year I went through a bout of depression, I had justseparatedfrom
Published Friday, 2nd Oct 10:43 BST
Last year I went through a bout of depression, I had justseparatedfrom a long time boyfriend and though I was trying to keep my chin up it began to get me down. When I got to the point of not leaving my house for a week and not showering or changing my clothes my really good friend Kathy moved in with me and told me she was going to help me turn it all around. She did so many crazy things, from setting me up an account on an on-line dating site to inviting some cute guy from her office so I could have a fling with him. I didn't have a fling but it was so funny that somehow after a few weeks of my friend pulling all kinds of things like that I began to feel better and before either of us knew it I was signing up to a dating service.