My Adult Thoughts

This story is about a trip to the zoo that my sexy boyfriend took me on our first date. Yes, I said a zoo and yes that was my first date. Don’t worry, we went with his parents and yes it was fun.

The first thing we went to go see was the elephants and the tigers. We were sitting on a bench watching the tigers and look like two of the tigers were trying to kiss each other. I know that is not possible, but you can imagine some things just by sitting on a bench.

Our next stop was the monkeys. Once again we sat on the bench and we started watching the monkeys. It was so amazing to watch them on how they could be swinging from one branch to another. I know a couple of times we just sat there and said oh no, because when some of the monkeys were swinging back and forth, you just knew they were going to miss a branch and fall down. I remember seeing one of the monkeys picking up a branch and he took it over to another monkey and they were looking at each other. If monkeys could talk, you would think the one monkey was saying to the other one that I am going to tickle you.

Whatever kind of talk they were saying, they spotted us watching them and they went back to their trees and started swinging again. I would swear they were trying to show off in front of us humans. It started out with 2 monkeys swinging back and forth, and before you knew it, there were 6 monkeys swinging back and forth.

We finally moved on to the sea lions and the dolphins. I don’t know who had the most energy, the dolphins or us. Those dolphins were doing really good showing off for their audiences as they would do flips in the air and go back down in the water again. There was like a bar up in the air, so the dolphins could jump over it, and sometimes when you would watch them, it was as if they would grab a hold of it and would want to start swinging on the bar. It reminded me of the monkeys of how there were swinging on the branches.

I know a lot of people would say you went to a zoo for your first date, but to me that more interesting than going to movie and missing the outdoors air. Not all first dates have to be going to get something to eat and then a movie or even a dance.